Joke so bad it must be shared

Marvt74

Marvt74

HWC Superpi Champion
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A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a .......
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BUMP... behind him.
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Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
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Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
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He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. .
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The coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
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clappity-BUMP...
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on the heels of the terrified man.... .
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Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .
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With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
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The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Benilyn.
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Desperate, he throws the Benilyn as hard as he can at the apparition.
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... the coffin stops.
 
Bink

Bink

Will moderate for food
#2
For those who aren't aware, Benylin is cough syrup ;)

(I had to actually Google to figure that out)



Pretty sure when I heard the joke, it was just called "cough syrup" :rolleyes:

(Benylin must have got their hands on it)
 
Marvt74

Marvt74

HWC Superpi Champion
#3
I'd never heard of Benylin either but worked out what it was from the punchline
 
nodnod

nodnod

Dismember
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Benylin must be canadian as I've seen commercials for it for years. You can also buy it in all the local drug stores.
 
dannyboy27

dannyboy27

Lazy
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Marv, you think you owe a debt to society after telling a joke like that !

Go and help an old lady across the road or something :p
 
Tuttle

Tuttle

Resident Cynic
#16
Well, if we're posting shockers...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrup... Moo.

:p
 
dannyboy27

dannyboy27

Lazy
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I saw this on another forum the other day :)

Two atoms walking down the street

One atom says to the other, "I've just lost an electron"

Other atom: "are you sure?"

1st atom: "Yes, I'm positive"

boom boom
:D