If You Want Raw Video Power

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bltimmer

New Member
#1
If you want to see something way cool, check here
http://www.glaze3d.com/a_pr_glaze3d.html
http://www.glaze3d.com/a_pr_glaze3d_features.html
 
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freon

Guest
#2
You mean if you want vaporware? Hey, I can write some cool specs down on a piece of white paper, too.


Here's my new card, the Freon3D Ultra Donut UPU (Ultimate Processing Unit):
200mhz core
Octuple pixel engine
2 Texel per pixel engine
1600 mpixel/sec
3200 mtexel/sec
35 million triangles/sec
onboard 24bit 96khz 3D audio
Mt. Dew fountain
Cookie baker/heatsink
Partridge in a pear treeMARK demo included




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BP6, P2-C 366-550 (x2), 192MB
CL TNT2U 180/205
 
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Alpha2

New Member
#4
Just what I need, a Video card with more processor power than my whole PC.

Now I'll neet to upgrade to that new PVII 2.5Ghz processor with the 16mb L1 cache running on a 500mhz fsb. Oh, and don't foget the 16x double-AGP slot.

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Baloneyflaps

Baloneyflaps

Super Moderator
#5
freon--

Your card would be worth it's price to my company just in the productivity it would improve with the Mountain Dew dispenser. Not only would it insure that everyone at work was getting their caffeine and sugar quota, but we wouldn't have to leave our offices to get it!

Revolutionary!! A truly ingenious innovation whose time has come, and will change the corporate landscape for years to come! Bravo!
 
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freon

Guest
#6
It's time to tell Nvidia, S3, and 3dfx what gamers REALLY want. We don't need a million light sources, full screen AA, and free-anisotropic filtering! We want Mt. Dew!!



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BP6, P2-C 366-550 (x2), 192MB
CL TNT2U 180/205
 
Baloneyflaps

Baloneyflaps

Super Moderator
#7
Uh, howzabout a model that goes to "11" for the truly insane hardcore enthusiast: Freon3D Ultra-Super Duper Donut Blaster MUPU (Maximum Ultimate Processing Unit).

This would have all of the features of the regular F3D Ultra Donut UPU with the addition of a beer dispenser. That would be keen. Really cool for parties and guests. Yeah. It would.
 
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Alpha2

New Member
#8
Beer dispenser? Naa
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

Mt Dew is good, but I prefer Dr Pepper. How about we just set it up to dispense whatever you hook up to it? Or better still, we could sell it in different flavors, with cost linked directly to demand. Naah, no one would do a thing like that.

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CarpeMortis

New Member
#9
Here Here!

..or as an upgrade, we could sell something to strengthen that flimzy retractable cupholder that comes with your PC. It seems to be large enough to hold a big gulp, but every time i try, the damn thing breaks!
 
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Alpha2

New Member
#10
Yeah, that cup holder sucks. But what I really hate sre the software floppies they gave me with my system. Seems they're all bad. I kept them right next to the system in this nifty magnetic holder stuck to the side of the case. Oh, by the way, anyone know why I'd have a greenish blob on the side of my screen?

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CarpeMortis

New Member
#11
That's a rare form of computer virus...You have to repartition and reformat your hard drive to get rid of the green blob. Be glad it's not a purple one...you'ld have to buy a whole new system. As for the Flopies, if you give them a good washing, it should fix them right up...Just set your dishwasher to it's highest setting, and letit run it's cycle.
 

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