It's a pos alienware x51 i3 model. Last night I thought I had just left it on so today I made sure it was off before I left for work; come home to see 2 glowing eyes on the front of the case (of course it helps to get home at 2am too!) I'm going to poke around in the bios but it is as simple as a bios can be.

Running full AV and malwarebytes pro & system is up to date on patches.

Spooky!