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    Joke so bad it must be shared

    A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a .......
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    BUMP... behind him.
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    Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
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    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
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    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. .
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    The coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
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    clappity-BUMP...
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    on the heels of the terrified man.... .
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    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .
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    With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
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    The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Benilyn.
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    Desperate, he throws the Benilyn as hard as he can at the apparition.
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    ... the coffin stops.
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    For those who aren't aware, Benylin is cough syrup

    (I had to actually Google to figure that out)



    Pretty sure when I heard the joke, it was just called "cough syrup"

    (Benylin must have got their hands on it)

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    I'd never heard of Benylin either but worked out what it was from the punchline
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    Joke so bad it must be shared
    WRONG. If you don't repeat jokes like this they'll die a natural death
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    Benylin must be canadian as I've seen commercials for it for years. You can also buy it in all the local drug stores.
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    Yup, bad joke.
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    Marv, you think you owe a debt to society after telling a joke like that !

    Go and help an old lady across the road or something
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    ive got a better one....

    someone ask me if i drive a tractor
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    do you drive a tractor, farmer martin?
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    No.

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    Really is bad isn't it, a mate told me that one
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    shockingly bad
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    I don't get it.

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    its ment to be funny, but stupid funny.
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    Another bad joke

    Martin, you think you owe a debt to society after that joke?
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