Cops Nab Woman, Say Wendy's Finger a Hoax
"SAN JOSE, Calif. - Police investigating how a human finger ended up in a woman's bowl of Wendy's chili declared the claim a hoax Friday and arrested her on charges of attempted grand larceny.
Ayala — who has a history of bringing claims against big corporations — has denied placing the finger in the chili."
I think we might have to redfine "An eye for an eye."
"Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us...Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years."