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    Teach ANYONE how to yodel in under one minute....

    KNOCK KNOCK!!

    Who's there?

    You're an old lady

    You're an old lady who???
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    OK, the restrictive nature of image posting here has officially ruined my post immediately preceding this one.
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    nice!

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    "I know nothing."
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    A man walks into a bar what does he ask for...?
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    A cup of tea?

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    So a termite walks into a bar. He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

    So a guy walks into a bar. After a minute he hears a little voice saying, "You're looking good today." Then another voice says, "That's a nice shirt." He asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "The peanuts -- they're complimentary."

    So a dyslexic walks into a bra.

    So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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    Originally posted by Martin_89
    A man walks into a bar what does he ask for...?
    an ice pack....




    waked into a bar, bumped his head
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    So a pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper with a parrot sitting on it.

    The bartender says, "hey! You've got a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper, and there's a parrot sitting on it."

    The pirate says, "arr, it's driving me nuts!"
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    Quick! I have three heads, nine arms and 12 legs! What am I?









    A liar!
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