Teach ANYONE how to yodel in under one minute....

[Steve R Jones]

KNOCK KNOCK!!

Who's there?

You're an old lady

You're an old lady who???

[Inkara1]

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[Inkara1]

OK, the restrictive nature of image posting here has officially ruined my post immediately preceding this one.

[rangeral]

nice!

[Shinma]

[Martin_89]

A man walks into a bar what does he ask for...?

[TaNG]

A cup of tea?

[egrevstad]

So a termite walks into a bar. He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

So a guy walks into a bar. After a minute he hears a little voice saying, "You're looking good today." Then another voice says, "That's a nice shirt." He asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "The peanuts -- they're complimentary."

So a dyslexic walks into a bra.

So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

[Martin_89]

Originally posted by Martin_89
A man walks into a bar what does he ask for...?

an ice pack....




waked into a bar, bumped his head

[Inkara1]

So a pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper with a parrot sitting on it.

The bartender says, "hey! You've got a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper, and there's a parrot sitting on it."

The pirate says, "arr, it's driving me nuts!"

[Inkara1]

Quick! I have three heads, nine arms and 12 legs! What am I?









A liar!