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    Mr. Clark - Do you know who's Jim Bean?

    I was in a game with some people soloing. There was a group of 4 conversing among each other about how cool is Jim Bean. Something like "I love Jim Beam. He's the greatest". Well I don't know who the hell is Mr. Bean so I just had to comment. I just said "I don't know who's Jim Bean but the name sure sounds gay".

    Well immediately they went hostile and want to PK me. So I just told them to meet me in act 1 for a little rumble. 4:1 isn't too fair but if you guys were online more often it would help. I could certainly use a guild then.
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    I haven't played d2 in months...I hear Blizzard deletes your characters if not used for a while so mine are probably gone.

    Haven't you learned your lesson from heat.net?
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    Sin, give me the time and place and I'm there. I got your back. I'm going online as soon as I get home and hopefully level up a couple of times. Blizzard deletes inactive accounts after 1 month I believe. Start over huge, we could use another hwc person.
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    The only Jim Bean I know goes into my sports bottle! Drop me an icq sin2...
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    Mr Clark Kent,

    Want to hear the worst whiner? One of those 4 was a lv 46 barb. So I turned on my lv 1 thorns , which he though was a lv 20 something. This barb started *****ing and told me I can't use thorns cuz what's the point of it when he can't even hit me. He told me he wouldn't use WW and I couldn't use thorns.

    I said fine and took him out with holy freeze and blessed hammers. Then he started *****ing that hammers are cheap and holy freeze somehow doesn't get blocked by his cold resist. Well no $hit... For the next round he said hand to hand only. So I turned on my lv 20 conc and charged him in one hit. Then he started to ***** some more that auras are cheap and that I shouldn't use aura or skill that knocks him back like charge.

    Finally we agreed that no aura, no charge, no hammers, and no freezing. I left with a 4:0 record.

    Now you wouldn't believe the amazon that talked smack defending Jim Bean...
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    God, I have those types of players. Remember those two guys I beat one on 2? One of them actually claimed I was using some cheat code because I killed her in one hit? God! Have some cheese with all that whine. My motto now, you whine I pike your *** to death, take your gold and leave. Then you'll see a real whiner.
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    After some research, I've found that Jim Bean is a whiskey.

    So next time I'll rephrase my comments to "Jim Bean drinkers are gay". Let's see if that'll increase my unpopularity.

    /squelch Jim-Bean-drinkers
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