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  1. #1
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    I've discovered a new virus

    Well I've spent all day studying it, trying to find a cure.

    It's name is 'Internet Explorer v5.01 minus a bit'

    Commonly found when you engage in 'Cancel' when wadering the plains of 'Microsoft.com'

    Symtoms include the horifying Blue plaugue, with random loss of reading and writing ability. Late stage include complete loss of memory functions and data loss.

    Only known cure is to advoid engaing in Cancel (or to reinstall it).

  2. #2
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    Cure is called 'Netscape Navigator'...

  3. #3
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    Netscape is not that good, especially the 4.72 version. They tend to freeze occasionally. IE works better. This is just my opinion. I used to like netscape better, but that was the time when it didn't freeze as much.

    salt

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    Saltedeggman - Synthetic Artificial Lifeform Trained for Efficient Destruction and Exploration of General Galactic Mathematics and Assassination Neohuman

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